I Am A Camercenary. I Get Paid To Shoot People

I am a camercenary.

I get paid to shoot people.

I can hide. I can get you from far away or I can walk right up to you.
I can get you late at night, when you’re on stage or in broad daylight in a crowd of people.

Sometimes you might try to get away, often holding your hands in front of your face, but the great majority of people just stand there, frozen, knowing it’s coming.

In the end, you know there’s little you can do about it.
More often than not, you all will just smile and wait for it.

It’s what I do. It’s what I was trained for…

I am a camercenary.

I get paid to shoot people: politicians, speakers, athletes, celebrities, even my closest friends. 

I will shoot you AND your colleagues, your relatives, your dog.  It doesn’t matter.  I’ll get you in church or at your job. I will get you at your wedding, your family reunion, your graduation.

If I get a contract, look for this face.

You might see a flash, knowing then, that it is too late.  In many cases, you won’t see a thing.

And just like that, I will walk away…

I can be hidden amidst dozens, hundreds, maybe thousands. 

And when I’m done, when I’m all alone, I will decide if I want to chop off your body parts or leave them intact before delivering them to my client, who also might put them on display for others…

Sometimes, I’m bold enough to publish what I’ve done, admitting my own work.

Sometimes, I just keep it to myself.

I am a camercenary… …I get paid to shoot people.

…but in the end, you’ll be just fine.

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