I still laugh when I think about the time I was about to get jumped on the front porch and I stood my ground because
The scariest moment of the night came when the man on the Wheel Of Death got his foot caught as he “jumped rope” atop the steel drum.
He winked at me and smiled as I returned my own, remembering my promise that I’d camp out for an hour before
As I walked in the store, I noticed this little 2-3 year old kid, eyeing my drink along my every step to the front register.
I wasn’t concerned about Jerry doing anything violently heroic because she told me he often talked a big game, but was afraid of his own shadow.
…it was a simple enough plan. While the audience was still piling in to their seats, a “fight” would break out…